(ok it's important that you start humming the Mission Impossible theme at this point... I did)
Kanawaki: Indian Reserve where one may procure illegal cheap cigarettes.
The government does not approve of us buying this merchandise... therefore may seize and confiscate you're car if caught. "CAR!!!" Are you guys paying attention? (Mission Impossible theme gets louder) Who would suspect a cyclist?... It was brilliant! ( I know it goes against all cycling morals... that's why I love it) I would go after work... penetrate the reserve disguised as a cyclist... load the booty in my bag and return to Montreal completely unnoticed. The excitement and the humming would build all afternoon.
15:45 : Departure from Westmount (humming Mission Impossible)
16:20 to 16: 40 : Had to wait for the suspended bridge to come down (stopped humming for 20 min.)
17:30 : Penetration of reserve ( actually pretty easy... it's not like going to Mexico or anything)
17:40 : Purchase of Smokes (I actually whore sunglasses)
20:00 : Arrival (booty successfully transported)

Distance: 77 km
Cost: $16 (carton of smokes)
Don't you love it when a plan comes together.
To any law enforcement officials reading this blog: carton of cigarettes was found by side of road... unknown origin.
1 comment:
Lol nice post but in regards to the law ...
It's really only illegal if you're doing some massive shipping of contraband stuff...
They had an article in our paper (Chateauguay right beside Khanawake)
about the illegal cigarettes and the Police said they 'have better things to do than chase down smokers.'
Half of them probably smoke Natives themselves and who can blame them with 10$ a pack 'legal' smokes.
Love the blog :)
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